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Sensitivity Trainging Classes for men at our local Learning Center for Adults NOTE:
Due to the
complexity and difficulty level of their content,each course will accept a
maximum of 8 participants.
TOPIC 1
HOW TO FILL UP THE ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step, with slide presentation.
TOPIC 2
THE TOILET PAPER ROLL: DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Round table discussion..
TOPIC 3
IS IT POSSIBLE TO URINATE USING THE TECHNIQUE OF LIFTING THE SEAT UP AND
AVOIDING THE FLOOR/WALLS AND NEARBY BATHTUB?
Group Practice.
TOPIC 4
FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE LAUNDRY HAMPER AND THE FLOOR.
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Pictures and explanatory graphics.
TOPIC 5
THE AFTER-DINNER DISHES AND SILVERWARE: CAN THEY LEVITATE AND FLY INTO THE
KITCHEN SINK?
Examples on Video.
TOPIC 6
LOSS OF IDENTITY: LOSING THE REMOTE OR ALLOWING OTHERS TO USE IT.
Help line support and support groups.
TOPIC 7
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT PLACE
INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING.
Open forum.
TOPIC 8
HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH.
Graphics and audio tape.
TOPIC 9
REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST.
Real life testimonials.
TOPIC 10
IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation.
TOPIC 11
LEARNING TO LIVE: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LIVING ALONE OR WITH OTHERS.
Online classes and role playing.
TOPIC 12
HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION.
Relaxation, exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.
TOPIC 13
HOW TO FIGHT CEREBRAL ATROPHY: REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES, OTHER
IMPORTANT DATES AND CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE.
Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.
TOPIC 14
CAR KEYS AND OTHER ITEMS:
Practice on developing skills of putting things back where they belong so
that they can be easily found.
Upon completion of the course, diplomas will be issued to any survivors.
BUMPERS STICKERS OF LADIES TO AVOID -- at all costs
BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS HERSELF
OH MY GOD, I THINK I'M BECOMING THE MAN I WANTED TO MARRY!
GINGER ROGERS DID EVERYTHING FRED ASTAIRE DID, BUT SHE DID IT BACKWARDS AND
IN HIGH HEELS
A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT
HER IN HOT WATER
I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO COMBINE MARRIAGE AND A
CAREER
SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME
COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN ... SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH
DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN
I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN
WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT
OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME
DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN
ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE
I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENS TO BAD PEOPLE
HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?
DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES
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IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN
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One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.
"The moral of this story is:"
"Always keep your condoms in your car."
Q. Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men?
A. It changes their blood type.
What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
A. Erotic is using a feather....kinky is using the whole chicken.
Why is the space between a girl's tits and hips called the waist?
Because you could put another pair of tits in there!
Q. What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A. One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with.... the other is used to carry groceries.
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How Sex is Like a Roller Coaster?
You get on with your partner. There is anxious anticipation as you
start. You start slowly, climbing your way to the top.
There are smiles exchanged, and giggles, maybe even caressing or
hand holding. The excitement builds and builds. It nears the top.
The expressions on faces become wondrous and excited.
Then as it hits the pinnacle, things move very fast. There's a quick
motion, the heart races with complete excitement; faces are all in
total pleasure. Arms are flailing, heads are bouncing, and there is
some noticeable screaming going on.
The rest of the ride is up and down, twisting and turning, lots of
bumping, sometimes in the light, sometimes in the dark. Sometimes
there's a surprise, and sometimes it becomes all too familiar but
always, always at the end, there's a big smile on the face. Hair is
all messed up, and everyone is talking about how great it is, while
some of them say, "I wanna go again!"
A guy wanted to buy a gift for his new girlfriend's birthday. As
they had only started dating, after careful consideration, he decided
a pair of gloves would strike the right note: personal, but not too
personal.
Accompanied by the girlfriend's younger sister, he went to Dillards
and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of
panties for herself. During the wrapping, however, the clerk got the
items mixed up and the sister got the gloves and the girl friend got
the panties.
The guy sent the package to the girl friend with the following note:
I chose these because I noticed you are not in the habit of wearing
any in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have
chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears the short ones
that are easier to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the sales
clerk that helped me has a pair that she has been wearing for the
past three weeks and they are hardly soiled. I had her try yours on
for me and she looked really smart.
I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt
other hands will come into contact with them before I have a chance
to see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow in them
before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from
wearing. Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming
year. I hope you will wear them for me Friday night. All my love.
PS: The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur
showing.
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